I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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