I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Nicole vs. Life
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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