you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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