We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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