He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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