I just pynch a tree in the face
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect