Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING