So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone