I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
