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(925): View more from California

Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?

(1-925): View more from California

Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through

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(253): View more from Washington

To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song

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(954): View more from Florida

You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.

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(512): View more from Texas

In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.

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(812): View more from Indiana

FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG

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(703): View more from Virginia

so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health

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