Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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