What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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