i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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