: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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