names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
you never un-have a 4some
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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