the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
This is my gift to your gina
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
