Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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