How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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