It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
