Well apparently he's into motor boating.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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