omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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