Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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