So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
now i know why i became what i already was.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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