The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
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