so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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