D3 body, D1 cock
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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