is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Sorry my hands just texted you
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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