Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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