In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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