I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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