ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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