Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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