Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
The best revenge is premature balding
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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