i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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