my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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