Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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