How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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