we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize
