I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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