Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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