You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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