Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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