I think I just saw someone hide a body.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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