Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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