I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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