His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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