I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i dont even know how to be here
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Randomize
