Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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