I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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