But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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