I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Vodka?
Forever.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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