do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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