Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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