she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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