either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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