Cold hands, warm shart.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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