I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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