I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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