Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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