she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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