Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
and she was petting her beer can
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
wow bdsm is so cute
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