Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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