Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
